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Meet Fatoumata Coly

Hi folks, as many of you may know, I'm a supporter of Kiva. In celebration of my remastered album, "In the Kingdom of the Blind." and my digital distribution through ReverbNation, any revenues generated via digital distribution through the dates listed on this mission (02/11/2009 to 04/11/2009 will be used to make a Kiva loan to Fatoumata Coly.

Check out her profile at Kiva

http://www.kiva.org/app.php?page=businesses&action=about&id=88443

I've already made a loan to her, and I would love to loan her the rest of the money that she needs! If she gets it from other Kiva members before the mission ends, then I will choose another candidate, but all revenue generated through the mission dates will be loaned!

You can check out my lender profile at
http://www.kiva.org/lender/patchjones

Presently, I'm live only at Amazon.com, so you can spread the word on this mission with my Amazonmp3 banner. You can get the code for it at my ReverbNation Page. http://www.reverbnation.com/patchjones When I'm completely live, I will send out a regular fan reach mail. So I hope you will look for it, and I hope you will help me out, but downloading, and encouraging others to download too!

To Download

Great Toe Sucker Vids

This is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson - Marilyn Manson

This Is The New Shit lyrics

Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing,
Are you motherfuckin' ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name,
Are you motherfuckin' ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

And now it's "you know who"
I got the "you know what"
I stick it "you know where"
You know why, you don't care.
And now it's "you know who"
I got the "you know what"
I stick it "you know where"
You know why, you don't care.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing.

Are you motherfuckin' ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

So,
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...
Blah blah blah blah everybody sing along.

Cock Rock

To be released on "On Top of the World"

Cock Rock
by
Patch Jones

Wont you cock rockcock rock me baby.
Pretty ladysugar popbaby wont rape me
Dont stopCock rockCock rock me baby
Wanna bump you in the moon lightpump you in the sun light
Coming in ya back doegitcha pretty button hoe
Baby wontcha make me
Tie me up and rape me
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me baby
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me all night

Hip HopCock rock me baby
Jump onPretty ladyBaby wont you ride me
all nightPop RockRide me till I popmy rocks
wont you lick it licken off the slop
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me baby
Wanna bump you in the moon lightpump you in the sun light
I kissy you, I ticka you. I gitchie little gooie hoe
Baby wontcha make me
Tie me up and rape me
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me baby
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me all night

Flip FlopGitchie otha way
Pretty babySo hotSlappen up against yo ass
Flip flopFloppen up against yo flapsa pull it outa stickin it in yo crap
Butt FlopBun Floppen babyGiddie UpCant stop Riden my baby
Wont you cock rockcock rock me baby
Wanna flip on ya backs side flop ya on ya front sidePush it in ya mud flapsgoosh it on ya belly fat.
Baby wontcha make me
Tie me up and rape me
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me baby
Cock RockCock RockCock Rock me all night

Copyright © 2009
All Rights Reserved

Patch Jones at ReverbNation and Bio

My CD is entitled "In The Kingdom of the Blind," and I'm working on finishing up another one soon, which is called "On Top of the World." "Kingdom of the Blind" had a tendency to drift between genres, whereas "On Top of the World" Just Rocks!!!

The musical style spans the genres of Blues and Rock, ranging from hard and heavy, all the way down to soft and light. I have have a tendency, with some of my songs, to be a bit outrageous, and the music can be rather adultish. Cock Rock, and Shock Rock!!!...I Love It!!! But at times I drift toward Blues. People often tell me that my vocals sound like Elvis, so to describe my musical style in as few words as possible, you might envision Elvis meets Spinal Tap. I love Spinal Tap!

My musical career began as a bass player. I played bass for a number of Blues, and Classic Rock bands. Eventually, I moved more towards playing guitar, as I became more of a solo artist. At this time I began concentrating more on making my own recordings.

As you listen to my CD you will notice that my influences are the great legends from Blues and Classic Rock, Cock Rock, and Shock Rock. Artists such as Eric Clapton and Cream, Jim Morrison and the Doors, Hendrix, Zeppelin, Zappa, Alice Cooper, and of course Elvis, and Spinal Tap.

In actuality, Elvis was probably the original Cock Rocker, getting banned off the Ed Sullivan show for moving his hips around. But anyway...IMO, these artists drew heavily on both Rock and Blues, to achieve their unique sound. In many ways, I have also done this, and in the hope of adding my own style and signature to a compilation of Patch Jones tunes, that you will find to be something new and unique.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you Enjoy the tunes!!!

Patch Jones